Funny Urdu SMS

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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