Urdu Funny SMS
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Bhehar ki gali main
paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya
paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
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Teri dosti ki roshni
aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki
bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!
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Doctor says to
pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan:
Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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Palko pe apni baithaya
hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile
tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!
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Abhi bole to
bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol
nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum
yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte
hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge!
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Yaad karte hai
tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo
duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki
scheme me!
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Kaise ho? maze me?
tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag
thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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Pathan sitting
on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied
what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
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Khidki se deakho to
raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
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LOng Time
Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The
history continues...
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Whan i call u, 1 ring
means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means
i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE
PHONE UTHA!
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Aaj, Raat, Thik,
12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
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Aapke life mein mithas
ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe
jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies
jaise!
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Sharab bani to
Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao
aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne
khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k
liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol
karenge.!
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God ne tujhe
bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
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